Toxic Turtle


foul smelling faecal matter which either does not flush or will be accompanied by some form of staining of the toilet bowl. due to their unpleasant after-effects (especially the long lasting, extremely offensive smell) toxic turtles have the effect of dissuading any person from coming too close to the toilet for a considerable amount of time. (hence the reference to “toxic”).
john came over to our place on sat-rday. after dinner, he released a toxic turtle. everyone was so grossed out that we could not go near the toilet for at least two hours.

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