Toxicated
when you have had only one or two drinks, so you are not quite intoxicated yet, but you aren’t totally back to normal.
boss: how come you haven’t been working well today?
ted: well, you see i’m a bit toxicated after having a beer at lunchtime.
boss: don’t you mean “intoxicated?”
ted: no you uneducated fool! toxicated! don’t you know anything?! how come you make more than me?!!!
boss: wow, i am totally sorry for being a stupid ignor-n-s. i am now going to send in my letter of resignation and relinquish my job and salary to you.
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