toy party
a toy party is a gathering of various females who bring their own s-x toys (d-ld-s, vibrators, etc.), lube and soap and water. the fun begins when they “experiment” with these appliances on each other. it is a common practice in college and hints at lesbianism, however, p-rnography and topless pictures of males keep it a fairly heteros-xual event, with more s-xual liberation and feminism, which makes it less gay than a circle jerk.
guy: yeah, one of my female friends invited me to be a gag stripper for a party they were having. they were trying to hide it, but i’m pretty sure i saw at least one d-ld- and a bottle of astroglide. i think they were going to have a toy party after i left.
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