toyota driver
a driver who has very little experience behind the wheel, doesnt necessarily drive a toyota, but most often its the car of choice.
these drivers can be seen doing the following:
1. driving too slow
2. keeping a huge following distance
3. not paying attention to surrounding traffic
4. not letting you p-ss
5. sitting behind a snow plow not letting anyone p-ss nor mater how much you honk at them
6. driving like dipsh-ts
7. taking over 30 seconds to reach the speed limit in the left lane and not p-ss up the slower moving car in the right
8. basically anyone who doenst know how to drive or knows anything about a car, they usually purchase a toyota with hubcaps and drive like morons.
that f-ckin toyota driver was holding up the whole f-ckin road, going 45 in a 55! i cant believe that f-cker, wouldnt let anyone get around him
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