toyota land cruiser


large ute or suv usually seen towing horse floats, on school runs, being towed by nissan safari’s and rescued from sticky situations by mitsubishi pajero’s.
generally have reliability issues and little off road ability
popular choice of vehicle for unrecognized militia groups in the middle east
being defined as”that bloke with the toyota land cruiser is stuck on a curb again.”

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