Toyota Van


j-panese minivan sold from mid-eighties to early ninties. humorous in its kinky demeanor and lack of a “name”, the toyota van was a spectacle ahead of its time.
fun facts about the t.v.:
modern ancestor of the ricer
arch nemesis of the cadillac escalade
weaknesses include cold weather, rust, and compact discs
exercise extreme caution when operating crank windows and c-ssette tape deck
available in any color, as long as that color is ugly
see also sh-ggin wagon
i got moist in mah special places ’cause some old toyota van drove by!

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