Toyota
the car thats always moving forward…. always
no matter how hard you slam on your brakes your toyota won’t stop
cr-p. reliable and regular as my grandmother’s prune-fed bowel movements, maybe, but still cr-p.
neighbor a: “wow! is that your new toyota?”
neighbor b: “sure is! what do you think?!”
neighbor a: “…well, it’s cr-p.”
car that never stops even when you press hard on the brakes.
im trying to stop this b-tch but its moving foward right into that tree,bam b-tch toyota lauce
1. a supremely reliable car of j-panese design. formerly imported direct from j-pan, now more commonly -ssembled in the usa.
2. most likely any non-honda car with over 300,000 on the odometer.
3. a vehicle with normally bland body styling, an underpowered engine, and weak acceleration that is easy on the wallet, and prettymuch indestructible.
4. a company known mostly for the camry, that has a produced a few outstanding exceptions to itself. namely the celica supra, and the mid-engined mr2.
5. also sold under the brand ‘lexus’, and more recently ‘scion’.
me: dad, when are you going to get rid of that ’73 corona of yours?
dad: when the engine finally dies.
me: let’s see. the heater’s broken, the trunk is rusted out, the odometer is nearly at 400,000, the radio is somewhere around a truck stop on skykomish, and the exaust system is prettymuch useless. one day you’re going to go outside, there will just be the engine sitting by it’s lonely self in the driveway and it will still work.
during the 1980’s the toyota camry was prettymuch a government issued car.
a company that recalled more cars than it sold in 2006.
d-mn, your toyota camry is ugly as h-ll.
yet another j-panese car manufacturer. known by ricers as g-d for creating the toyota supra. had the movie, fast and furious not come out, none of these ignorant ricer kids would know sh-t about the supra.
bob: dale, did you know toyota is going to be in nascar next year?
dale: ….
bob: dale?
i asian made car that kills you when ever it feels like
my toyota prius just gave me aids yo
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