TP crumblies
tp crumblies occur when women fail to evolve to proper, current hygiene standards and continue to use the archaic, unsanitary practice of toilet paper whipping (instead of a bidet), subsequently leaving trails of moist toilet paper b-lls scattered from cl-t to b-hole for their unfortunate male counterparts to find during conolingus.
i went down on jackie last night, and there were tp crumblies all over the place.
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