TP Runway


a term for the preemptive placement of toilet paper from the pubis to the chest to catch one’s ejaculum while masturbating.
danny: “hey man, you have any dirty socks for me to use? i just got the new sasha grey flick.”

noah: “no sorry, i just did my laundry but i just got back from sam’s so i have plenty of ammo for making a tp runway if you want.”

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