TP Slippage
when you cover a public toilet seat with tp, and turn around to sit down & your shorts/pants/dress knock that nice later of -ss protection off the seat and into the water. inevitably, you have to start over.
man, i had to drop a deuce, but the seat was so nasty i had to use 3 well-placed layers of tp to protect my booty. i turned around to sit down, and there was m-ssive tp slippage, and i had to start all over.
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