track shack
a magical place of adult fun and debauchery. it is located in a small rural minnesota college town. on weekends many people would show up sober and somehow leave completely trashed within a couple of hours. the shack was founded in the early spring of 2017 by 4 members of college track team. there is a oil painting of the founders on the wall. if you go to the track shack it is almost custom that you play toss of fate, by the time the game is finished you will most likely be -ssimilated into track shack culture, also don’t be too alarmed to see a person doing a naked lap round the house, there is a 69% chance that will happen. be sure to look for the “captain” of the track shack, which is really just a really drunk guy in a sailor hat. also check out the dance floor, it is pretty lit.
kingles: track shack this weekend?
big daddy g: lfg!!!
the captain: don’t tell coach!
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