Traffic Calming Measure
this is something that happens in supermarkets; a two-seater with a trolley is wandering slowly and aimlessly down the aisles with a queue of other customers behind them. they seem apathetic and prepared to tolerate the slow progress, none of them apparently capable of saying “excuse me” or “can i just get by” or even “get out of the way you fat, useless lump of sh-t!”
see also red rover, traffic jam, road block.
i went to the supermarket to pick up some food but didn’t bother, the place was full of traffic calming measures.
#two-seater #aimlessly #queue #apathetic #brain-dead
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