Traffic light system


ever need a clear and simple way to rate women amoungst friends? when rating women, the traffic light -n-lysis system can be used.

to use this system one compares a woman to the three colors of a traffic light, depending on their desire to engage in s-xual contact with the subject woman.

a red light: if one deems a woman to be a red light he is stating that he would f-ck her but do what ever he could to conceal his actions from others finding out about it.

a yellow light: if one deems a woman as a yellow light he is stating that he would f-ck her, not caring who found out, but he wouldnt tell people of his actions.

a green light: if one deems a woman as a green light, he is stating that he would f-ck the subject and be proud of his actions, not hesitating to tell people what he has accomplished.

a no-go: a woman you wouln’t f-ck under any reasonable circ-mstance.
the traffic light system

andrew: yo check out that chick over their.

mike: shes about a yellow

andrew: interesting, id f-ck her anyday, id say green.

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