traffic park


to drive in circles instead of parking, useful for if you don’t need to go anywhere but also don’t need to leave the car, like if you’re waiting on a friend.
having traffic parked for 6 hours while my bros were playing pickup soccer, i lost not one minute of sleep knowing i was contributing to smog and gridlock. if you can’t find a spot, you can’t find a spot.

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