traffic twat
the female equivalent to c-ck block
katie: i’m totally gonna hook up with andrew tonight!
-helen approaches-
helen: hey katie! i bought us this boxed set of s-x and the city dvds…we have to watch it tonight!
helen is thus a traffic tw-t because she prevented katie from getting -ss tonight.
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