traffuck jam


a complete traffic snafu which can no longer be called a traffic jam but this.
a jam-up of traffic so snarled that it takes hours rather than minutes to get to ones destination.
a situation where you are better off leaving your car and walking the last 10 miles home.
max: “what is this…oh..great the traffic is at a stand-still and we’re in the express lanes!”
scott: “i told you they said it on the radio but you were so busy on your cell phone that you didn’t hear it!!!it is a major traff-ck jam guy, a cattle truck flipped over, we are here for hours. actually you are here for hours with your car because you didn’t get off when i told you…i’m walking!

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