Traffuck
peak hour traffic or any general traffic which slows you down.
im late for work and im stuck in traff-ck.
noun – what goes through one’s mind upon entering traffic; how humanity really feels about traffic… the word “traffic” just does not suffice
“i apologize for being late… i got stuck in traff-ck.”
or one might utter to him/herself suddenly while driving on their own to work, “oh traff-ck!!”
traf-uck noun, verb, -f-cked, -f-ck·ing.
–noun
1.
the lack of movement of vehicles, ships, persons, etc., in an area, along a street, through an air lane, over a water route, etc.: the heavy traff-ck on main street.
2.
the vehicles, persons, etc., not moving in an area, along a street, etc.
3.
when you absolutely can’t be late and you get stuck on the road you are traff-cked.
4.
road congestion stress.
running late for a job interview came around the bend on the thruway and suddenly a dead stop…traff-ck. the traffic has f–ked me again.
extremely bad and frustrating traffic congestion.
d-mn! traff-ck is so bad, i’m going to be so late!
when you can’t get somewhere because the traffic is horrible.
“sorry i’ll be late for poker, dude, i’m in horrible traff-ck.”
getting it on while stuck is traffic
man: oh d-mn, they’re traff-cking while we’re sitting here.
girl: i wish we could traff-ck.
quickie in the back seat (or alternately road head) specifically in the context of b-mper-to-b-mper traffic, and when there is nothing better to do while waiting for the b-st-rds in front of you to move.
i was driving my girlfriend to work and we got stuck in rush hour. after an hour of not going anywhere on the 401, we figured a quick traff-ck would p-ss the time
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