traffucked
the unfortunate position of being stuck in heavy, unmoving traffic, especially traffic that is stalled for no visible reason.
i would have been here earlier, but i was totally traff-cked.
stuck in really bad traffic
“man, i’ve been traff-cked for the last one hour. nothing’s moving here, it’s like a parking lot.”
to be delayed due to a high volume of traffic.
dude, we would have been here right on time, but we got traff-cked.
to be f-cked by horrible traffic.
christina was traff-cked this morning because of the overturned big rig on the 60 freeway.
get stuck in a traffic jam.
jane got traff-cked on her way to the gym.
an excuse for being late for almost anything you had to drive to.
i would have gotten here sooner but the i-5 traff-cked me for 45 minutes.
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