tragedy

when the feeling’s gone and you can’t go on
when you lose control and you have no soul, it’s tragedy
oscar wilde said “tragedy is when i cut my finger, comedy is when you fall down an open manhole cover and die”.
“oh man, i broke a nail, what a tragedy”
“that dude just fell into an open sewer and died! hahaha!”
the opposite of jokes; the ant-thesis of cool. invented by nerdfighter john green.
hey, remember when you stole my ex-girlfriend? that was really tragedies.
a complete fail, a terrible series of events, a failed gathering, a lame time, a fall through of plans, or any exaggerated mishap
grant: dude there are 7 people at this party
austin: i don’t understand man, 550 people were invited
grant: this is a tragedy
when drama(see “drama”) is abound and it causes a bad scene. can cause the loss of friends, the hurting of feelings, etc. also prominant in the gay community.
allie: they were causing so much drama i couldnt take it anymore.
josh: well thats their tragedy to handle now.
when a once attractive and voluptuous woman gets a breast reduction and now just looks fat.
what a tragedy! liz used to be a buxom, blue-eyed blond that i loved to t-tty-f-ck….but then she got a breast reduction and now all i want to do is play hide-and-seek in the folds of her stomach.
the whole of emily kate’s life.
me: “i would like to make a c-sserole, any suggestions?”

emily kate: “i made a c-sserole once, the same night my dog was h-t by my best friend who later died but still comes to me in dreams.”

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