trailgating
the act of following entirely too closely while hiking down a trail, resulting in numerous flat tire’s to the back of the lead hiker’s boots and increased stress overall for the group
“ben’s an -sshole – he trailgates the sh-t out of me all the time. i started hanging on to nearby limbs when i was lead hiking to spring-load those f-ckers and wipe him off his feet if he was too close behind me. d-mn trailgating sob”
#hiking #tailgating #outdoors #-sshole #nature
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