someone whose job is so easy a trained monkey could do it just as well
an example of a trained monkey would be; having to push a b-tton on cue
dark, wrap-around sun gl-sses useful for allowing a man (or appreciative woman) to ogle hot chicks in the vicinity, without having to overtly turn one’s face in the direction of the hot chick. thank goodness i remembered my ogleys. there are a lot of hot chicks around here, and i don’t want to get caught […]
- purple circle
an elitist group of people that congregate to the exclusion of others in a workplace or inst-tution. hey “j” are you joining the purple circle for lunch today? slang for b-tthole last night i put it in my girlfriend’s purple circle
a hipster who likes trash to an uncomfortable degree. emerging in the early 2010’s, trashsters are a subculture of teenagers and young adults who enjoy garbage for both its aesthetics and euphemisms. its largest concentration and origins are based in omaha, ne. the esteemed “hotel frank” a.k.a. “middle house” serves as a focal point for […]
- deuce wheeler
a hand truck or dolly that has 2 wheels and used to move something. a segway human transporter. use the deuce wheeler to move the frige.
- riding the tampony
phrase describing the act of menstruation. -did you get lucky last night? -nah man she’s been riding the tampony for days. -gnarly.