trampedoed


what happens to you when the store doors open on black friday at 4am. a combination of the words “trampled”, “stampede”, and “torpedoed”.
i went shopping for vintage socks at ross this morning, but i got trampedoed before i could make it past the cashiers. -cyrus

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