tranny trick
an art of deception used by transvest-tes all over the globe, tricking their unknowing male partner into believing they are in fact a woman. this trick sees the tranny get all the way through intercourse, and when the man blows his load, the tranny spins around, jiggling and pointing at his c-ck screaming “you’ve just been tranny tricked!!”
bomba: “dude what happened to you last night with that gorgeous blonde erica?”
mcgee: “don’t wanna talk about it bro.. i feel dirty”
bomba: “fair enough. oh… no. no. no?? you didn’t get….. tranny tricked? did you?”
mcgee: “i want to die. her name was eric.”
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