Trans-Mountain Nap
when you go to work with an extra sock on your left foot then drive to a remote location at lunch and you use the extra sock to catch your sperm as you finish yourself off.
joe: “guys i was taking a trans-mountain nap when a murderer knocked on my window and asked to borrow my phone.”
eric: “wow!! did you at least get to finish?”
joe: “yea, of course!”
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