Transatlantic Steamer
when the combination of too much buffet, too many fruity drinks and the rocking of the cruise ship as it crosses the ocean becomes too much for you to handle and you puke all over your girlfriend as she is going down on you.
i was so wasted and seasick that night on the cruise that i accidentally gave becky a transatlantic steamer while she was “thanking me” for taking her along.
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