Transit hands

when you have just gotten off of any type of m-ss transit but haven’t had a chance to wash the germs and poo particles off your hands.
person 1: -reaching out for a bro shake- “hey man, it’s been a long time! how’s it been?”

person 2: -turning away- “ahhhh sorry but i’ve got transit hands. been good though!”

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