trap flu


an airborne disease often contracted from sharing a bowl or other ganja smoking device (vape, blunt) with others. once contracted, the victim will display chronic bronchitis-like symptoms. there is no known cure to date. the victim can display symptoms such as coughing and excessive mucus for months on end. the only prevention for this horrible disease is to stay out of trap houses and buy quality keef. usually the disease emanates from a single individual who has developed an immunity to the disease through hardcore trapping and listening to bobby shmurda for days on end.
victim 1: ” i’m coughing to the point of puking. what the f-ck did i catch?”
victim 2: “you got the trap flu f-ck boy, our whole crew has had it for months……cough…..cough”
victim 3: “we p-ssed the vape around to too many n-gg-s”.

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