Trashed Wednesday


a holiday that occurs on the same day as “ash wednesday.” the tradition is to drink throughout the entire day, starting before breakfast, and rub it in the faces of those people starting lent.
“james, are you drunk in my cl-ssroom?”

“it’s ok, mrs. anderson. it’s trashed wednesday!”

liquor stores always look forward to trashed wednesday, since everyone buys huge amounts of alcohol in order to last themselves all day long.

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