trashism
trashism is a religion. we pray to our trash cans night. we don’t have ‘jesus’ we have ‘trashus’
our holy book and holidays will all be on wattpad
how to convert:
1. pray to your trash can
2. slide down your stairs in a trash can
every time you see a trash can you must get on your knees and whisper ‘into the tra-sshhh’
if you sin you will be sent to h-ll.
sins:
not praying to your god every night
raping
not getting on your knees and saying ‘into the traa-sshh’
trashism is my religion
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