trashume
a resume that will end up in the trash regardless of its content usually because of a poor job market and/or a bogus job listing.
i submitted my trashume in response to a hundred job listings on careerbuilder and got the nothing but spam in response.
although they just laid off a thousand employees, pfizer was still posting job openings so i sent them my trashume.
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