Travel Lob
a phenomenon affecting the gentleman when on long car journeys. when the natural harmonics of the road vibrations through the car at cruising speed, cause a usually unwelcomed lob on (aka semi, chub on, semi erect p-n-s) for no apparent reason. indeed you could be thinking of things entirely un-erotic.
usually affecting the gentlemen p-ssenger, but will hit a driver after a while. there is speculation of ‘journey juice’ affecting women, but this is unconfirmed.
p-ssenger: dude, i’ve just got to take my seatbelt off and sort my self out.
driver: why, what the f-ck is going on
p-ssenger: well i’ve suddenly got a tremendous travel lob on. not sure why, i was just thinking about my forthcoming exam.
driver: oh. oh ok.
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