traveling pants
you buy a pair of regular every day ordinary pants not knowing that they’ll leave you at unfortunate times, like when you’re talking to a girl you want to ask out… hence making her think that all you want is to stick it in her.
guy: “hey, how’s it goin?”
girl: “uhm, pretty good, how abou-”
traveling pants: “that’s it, i’m outa here.”
-traveling pants travel away-
guy: “oh sh-t!”
girl: “oh. so you just want some action huh? i hate that!”
-girl walks away-
-guy just stands there not knowing what the f-ck just happened-
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