travelodge
a low-budget motel with many businesses around the united states. quality will fluctuate wildly depending on where you are. arizona has some of the sh-ttiest travelodges in the country, while texas and california have bearable ones. expect broken lamps, broken air conditioning, dirty bathrooms, absolutely sh-t wi-fi (even worse than most motel wi-fi).
sleepless nights, unhappy staff, terrible mascot, and terrible breakfast service.
“hey, are you going to stay at a travelodge tonight?”
“f-ck that. i’d rather sleep in my truck.”
british hotel chain of cheap rooms where people from tinder or snapchat meet up for a cheeky sh-g at 1am.
sheets are not cleaned between stays, usually a good place to catch a std. place where many kids are made….
isn’t that how mia was conceived in a travelodge?
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