travesty
a mockery of
that modern shakespeare play was such a travesty.
mockery of.
that play on shakespeare was such a travesty
1) a farce of some sort.
2) a version of something that is distorted or poor in quality or a phony.
the charlatan’s fake medicine was a travesty.
a terrible tragedy, something very bad
i was so hungry, what a travesty that the fridge was empty!
the aliens vs. predator series made by 20th century fox in the early 2000s.
“hey john, predators come only in the hottest of seasons right?”
“no bill, not according to travesty they don’t”
besides being ”a mockery of”, it is also a transvest-te in spanish.
look homes, that man looks like a travesty, with that skirt and makeup…
1. a term used to express when you see either a really smokin hot girl or guy whose boyfriend/girlfriend is ordinary-looking or ugly.
2. a mockery, tragedy
1. a (guy): “dude, look at herrrr” -points-
me: “i know, man and . . oh! look at the loser she’s with!
that motherf-cker is ugggllyy”
a: “total travesty”
b (girl): “maybe he’s well-endowed?”
me: “so the f-ck what?!?! i can satisfy a blue whale here
-unzips and flips it out- and she’s walking around
with him and i’m a hundred times better looking than
he will ever be! how do you explain that sh-t?!?”
-b & a stare at my ginormagantuan p-n-s-
b (girl): “uhhh. . . -regains focus- actually, girls pick
ordinary and ugly looking boys because they are
faithful and the girl can be the one who dominates
the relationship because she is the hotter one and
theoretically could leave whenever they wanted”
me: “wow. but hot guys can be loyal?”
b (girl): “actually hot guys are more likely to stray if
they find someone hotter. the girls don’t want to
be hurt like that. hence, the ordinary boys. and
even if the girl is hot to the hot guy, she’ll
always be insecure and think she’s not good enough”
a and me: “ahhhhhhhhh . . .”
b (girl): “by the way, that’s a huge d-ck -smiles-”
me: “yeah i know -stuffs in and zips up-
2. when the morning cries and you don’t know why it’s travesty! . . . uh . . sh-t
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