Travis Barker

(n.) very talented, former blink182 drummer. he used to be so awesome. then he left blink182, married a barbie doll/pamela anderson look-alike, got his own ridiculous mtv reality show, and joined the very odd transplants, who kinda suck.
newlyweds, britney and kevin: chaotic, and then meet the barkers.
travis barker is the former drummer of blink-182, boxcar racer, the aquabats and now of the transplants and plus 44. he has his own reality show-ish thing on mtv called “meet the barkers”. he’s married to former miss usa shanna moakler and hes 2 kids with her (and a daughter from shanna and oscar de la hoya). he pretty much reigns over mainstream drumming right now and shows no signs of slowing. mr. barker is quite good at what he does. he has quite a creative way about his drumming. tom delong has been known to say travis is the best drummer he’s ever seen (go watch riding in vans with boys if you’ve been living under a rock for the past 5 years). and to a certain mr. “genuine article”, i would like to inquire if you yourself play the drums. i myself have been playing the drums for 6 years and regard travis barker as one of the best drummers out there right now. he’s fast as h-ll and no two of his songs sound the same.
oh, and travis barker is a s-xy s-xy beast…
travis barker
a very small,skinny,tattooed man that receives for some odd reason unprecedented praise for his drumming in the extremely mainstream and genre defining {total and undeniable sh-t} band known as blink 182. not surprisingly most who find him to be an “excellent drummer” have never played drums before or are aspiring,novice, white teens that have played drums for 6 months which commonly hail from wealthy families or from upper-middle cl-ss suburban homes that annually net around $160,000- $300,000 between both parents.

travis has a show on an unequivocably satanic, greed driven, network known as mtv {emp-ty-v} that is h-ll bent on detroying genuine and truthful music which threatens their plans for brainwashing the world at large with broadcasts that influence the young and the old. these influences in the broadcasts stem from advertising/ marketing of clothing lines, fast food giants, cell phone providers, automobile manufacturers, record labels, movie studios, soft drink companies, etc. all of which whom support globilization, keeping america as dumb if not more dumb than we already are, and kicking the sh-t out of smaller countries’s economies where the majority of the above mentioned companies products can be made for pennies on the dime by little brown people in sweat shops.

travis can often be seen on his show with a bored, vacant {yet still arrogant and pretentious} look on his face because well he’s simply not thinking about anything at all in case you are wondering.on the show sometimes travis will take a drive in his g-ss guzzling h2 with his fat, pregnant wife that seems to be on alot of psychiatric medication so she can try and escape the pains of having plenty of money and soothe the issues of worry about her indecisiveness over some new materialistic acquisition. on oc-ssion you might see travis get pulled over by a cop because he was speeding and get asked for his proof of insurance which he won’t have. the premise of this kind of scene is to make viewers take travis’s side and feel anger towards the officer because they are doing their job and well we all know cops simply are the enemy of punk rockers. this makes for trully “riveting” entertainment. those that find this kind of television stimulating are trully better off being grabbed out of the couch whilst their sitting, tied to a car, and dragged until nothing is left of them….
pete: hey did you hear travis barker’s show on mtv got cancelled?
adam: there is a g-d!
a fake drummer with absolutely no talent. his drumming technique is all about volume and sh-tastic beats. he believes (along with many of his r-t-rded fans) that he is a self proclaimed “god of drumming” which is very far from the truth. there are even 9 yr olds who can play much better, much faster and much cooler beats then him.
travis barker
trash
garbage
fake -ss
epic fail
cr-p
sh-t
lame
f-g
douche
gay
the biggest waste of talent the world has ever seen. while there is no question that he is one of the best drummers in the world, he makes terrible decisions musically and seems very arrogant and surley when interviewed.

it also seems that every band he’s in lately breaks up. blink-182 and the transplants both broke up in part because of him.

also why in the h-ll would you quit an awesome band like the transplants to start a rap band with paul wall?
-travis barker is so cool man!

-maybe i would respect him if he wasn’ta hip hop wanna-be and a cancer to every band he’s in.
an extremely talented drummer who plays with extraordinarily untalented people such as tom delonge and that other loser from blink-182, and whoever the f-ck is in +44. he broke up with blink-one-“gay”ty-two only to start an even worse band called +44. his talents could be used in the metal music world rather than punk
travis barker has the potential to be cool but because of bad musical choices still remains uncool.
one of the most talented and wonderful drummers of all time. not only is a musical genieus, he is a loving a devoted father to his children. he’s kind, sensitive, loving, and the s-xiest man in the world. he cares about others and makes time for his family and friends and his band.
travis barker is talented

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