Travisio
contains 25% man, 50% heavy metal, 10% bacon, and 25% bad-ss.
package includes a 12g combat shotgun, a case of keystone light, a pair of black cut-off shorts, and a pair of emporio armani reading gl-sses.
every purchase comes with a free bottle of mccormick’s vodka. (please drink responsibly.)
must be atleast a quarter viking to purchase.
warning! when exposed to large amounts of alcohol, travisio may become oblivious to its surroundings and may attempt to headb-tt everything.
does not require batteries.
hey mom! i want a travisio for christmas!
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