travoss
blindfolding your partner with the intention of them giving you a bl-wj-b. once blinded you the silently pull out a pre-frozen poo and let your significant other suck on it ferociously like a popsicle until it starts to melt and the taste makes them vomit uncontrollably.
“i can’t come into work today, my husband gave me a travoss last night and i can’t stop throwing up”.
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