treadmilk
treadmilk is created when sweat from the person on the treadmill mixes with their foot grease, and gets caught in the treadmill. later, it is then turned to sludge,{which is the treadmilk} and once consumed it creates a healthy diet of treadmilk which is incredibly healthy!
guy 1: *phew!* it takes me forever to get slim with these regular diet drinks.
guy 2: well that’s why i used treadmilk!
{ps don’t actually try this}
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