Treadmill Gerbil
1. a person unable to wrap their minds around the fact that you don’t need a gym membership to be or stay in shape.
2. an idiot or tool who frequents gyms, mainly for the purpose of picking up on people.
3. a jerk who takes personal offense to persons lounging in comfy fitness wear.
4. one of those douches from “jersey sh-r-”
person#1: so i was at the quik stop getting a pack of smokes and i was totally getting the stink eye from some treadmill gerbil in under armor wear, probably because i was wearing my yoga pants, yanno the ones that my mom got me? the really comfy ones. and my reeboks.
person#2: ugh, i hate those people. i don’t think they even know how to run off of a treadmill.
person#1: yeah…running down a street around a block might cause them to have a conniption, they’d probably stand on their front stoop wondering where the “start” b-tton is.
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