Tree Topper


the act of giving a bl-w j-b and gently nibbling on a circ-mcised d-ck just below the head.
go ahead and try to tree topper me baby.
a backstabbing girl who just asked her friends ex-boy out, within the hour they broke up.
oh my god she is such a tree topper

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