treebeard texting
texting single words with long pauses in between each word, effectively mimicking the tardiloquent speaking style of an ent from the lord of the rings.
treebeard texting:
me: “want to come over at three?”
treebeard: “…”
treebeard: “i…”
treebeard: “am…”
treebeard: “no…”
treebeard: “t r e e”
me: “k nvm”
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