treefag


a dirty man who spends his whole life in a tree. to survive he eats apples and other things that surround him.
bob:i thought i heard something coming from that tree.
andrey:naw, it’s probably a bird.
bob:ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, a treef-g run!

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