Treefucker


i came up with this word out of the blue. i don’t know if anyone else has ever used it before or not. it came from me cussing out my guy friend’s friend while text messaging. i said something to the effect of “tell that -sshole to go f-ck a tree.” i put the two words together and it just stuck. i still use it to.
“bob, that treef-cker just ran into the back of my new escilade, yo!”
someone who gets turned on by trees and bushes and constantly f-cks them.
‘oh yes, tree, baby, i love you’ -in exhausted voice-
(noun) a more extreme version of a tree hugger who must follow all of the following criteria:
-enviromentalist (tree hugger)
– activist
– vegan/vegitarian
– hates people who eat meat
– physically active
– knows too much about our waste and how it effects on earth.
a tree f-cker is most likely wearing cargo pants and is a failure politician or a geography teacher.
“why does my teacher have to be such a tree f-cker. i’m going to fail just because i eat meat.”
dendropilliac. sad, sorry, red neck, mixed up and confussed tree f-ckers.
a tree f-cker is as literal as you can get. take offense
see lkay

has s-x with trees alot
i like to f-ck trees, goats and sheep
(n) a native american or person of otherwise indian heritage who is forced to have s-x with trees because his wife is too unatractive.
“hey i’d be a tree f-cker too if i had a wife like that!”

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