Treeper
a guy who has a crush on a girl, so he is always doing really creepy stuff to help her be cause he wants to look good in front of her. basically, a cross between a trooper and a creeper (not the kind in minecraft).
trooper: a person who is always willing to help
for example;
teacher: are there any volunteers to bring the attendance down?
mike: sure, i’ll do it!
teacher: wow mike! thanks for being a real trooper!
girl: teacher’s pet!
creeper: a person (usually a guy) who has a crush on another person (usually a girl) and does a lot of creepy things to get his/her attention.
for example;
girl 1: omg, do you see the way that dude keeps looking at you? what a freak.
girl 2: i know. i think that dude has a crush on me, he’s such a creeper.
girl 1: does anyone have a pen i could borrow?
treeper: (running from across the room) sure! i’ve got a pen! pick mine! i warmed it up in my hands, just for you!
girl 1: ugh, ok…
girl 2: don’t take his pen. that dude is such a treeper!
1 more definition
one who is a creeper while texting
girl: who is this
guy: your secret admirer
girl: no really, i don’t have this
number. who is this?
guy: i told you. . .your secret admirer
girl: i don’t know who this is. gbye.
guy: oh, sorry! i guess this isn’t my
ex-gf. i got a new phone, but had
her old number in it. anyways,
are you hott, too?
girl: . . .and that is why you are a
treeper.
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