trench cock
very similar to trench foot caught by soldiers during world war i, trench c-ck is obtained after a long night of rough f-cking in which both parties fall asleep while the male’s one eyed battering ram remains inside the female’s pork wallet. the excessive amount of moisture exposed to p-n-s causes it to saturate and smolder causing the infamous trench c-ck. extreme cases have resulted in the male genitalia sloughing (falling) off.
friend #1: hey bud how did last night go with that sl-t you scooped up from the t-tty club?
friend #2: aw man it was going great, i was really pounding that sh-t when we both p-ssed out.
friend #1: what is the big deal about that?
friend #2: well i fell asleep with my c-ck still inside her.
friend #1: and?
friend #2: well i am worried i may have gotten trench c-ck and now my junk might fall off.
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