trench pig
a disgusting, wretched, soulless human being with no morals and/or standards. based on the wild hogs that would eat the remains of dead bodies in the trenches during war times. modern day trench pigs are known to have s-x with the last girl standing at the bar, also known as “pub scr-ps”. trench pigs are rarely known to have consensual s-x. if you see one, don’t ask questions, just escape in any direction.
girl, i think that trench pig is asking me for my number in between snorts
the girls were having an innocent fun birthday night at the bar until they were surrounded by a circle of relentless trench pigs
the trench pig didn’t actually say any words. he just stared at her until she knew she had to leave the establishment
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