Trendwhore

a follower. a sheep. a tool unable to think for himself, looking for others to guide him. wants to conform so badly it hurts. a leech of a human being sucking on the teat of corporate america to get at the rancid milk known as popular culture. a social leper. a fool.

see also: goth, prep, punk, emo kid, hipster, sk8ter, vally girl, wigger, gangsta, metros-xual, and townie
trendwh-r-s are the aids of creativity.
1. one who follows and lives by the current trend (dying/spiking hair, sagging pants, using specific words in every sentence, etc)
2. one who holds no real opinions and/or will not accept radical theories. they are hypocritical and typically expect the world to be fair. they do not recognize the seriousness or reality of world events such as rwanda. they think that good intentions will always lead to a positive output and they typically think that their problems are worse than everyone else’s.
1. “you should bleach your hair. it’ll look really cool, especially if you spike it, too.” “ok”

2. trend wh-r-: “i hate school”
me: “why”
trend wh-r-: “because i have to do homework and my teachers are gay”
me: “well, without school, you’d be an idiot with no friends, huh?”
trend wh-r-: “uh… i guess so”
me: “then school isn’t so bad, isn’t it?”
trend wh-r-: “shut up, f-g. you’re gay as h-ll.”
a person who changes their entire personality and wardrobe when trends change.
wow, nice abercrombie shirt you stupid trend wh-r-.
a person who falls for every single musical and fashion trend that corporate executives sh-t out. see also: avril fan, hipster, modern punk, mallcore
you listen to switchfoot? haha, you’re such a stupid trendwh-r-.
some idiot, that follows every thing they see on mtv and bet. those people that walk around, sporting paris hilton gear, and or the latest american eagle sh-t.

every non-trendwh-r- should join together, go to malls and mumble under their breath about the trendwh-r-s and rudely stare at them.
one who does not set trends, however follows a trend until they have strangeled every last drop of originality out of it. this is especially true in the current graphics design scene. a trendwh-r- can be characterized as anybody that wears the livestrong bracelets, or is friends with anybody that wears the livestrong bracelets. usually they lack the mental capacity of knowing they are a trendwh-r-, therefore are hopeless and inevitably doomed.
d-mn, that jeffery is a trendwh-r-, he even follows trends savy sets!!
a girl, usually a b-tch to other girls, who follows major trends (examples: designer purses, ugg boots, lululemon, puffy jackets, layered clothing, etc) and is usually covered in an inch of makeup. trend wh-r-s are often unnaturally skinny and have unusual amounts of testosterone.
“that trend wh-r- thinks she’s so cool, but do i see a tissue poking out of her bra?”

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