Trentonious Beardious Maximus
to expand ones face with awesome foliage of facial forestry with the entente of doing slow motion beard water flips to moisten up a ladies genitalia, but it doesn’t stop there if you reach status of trentonious beardious maximus you will be forever know as the hipster twin brother of maximus decimus meridius slaying your enemies with random stuttering shouts about french toast crunch and traveling back in time to shop for his hipster appeal, some claim him to be part of the doctor who series but that is a lie… clearly he is a wizard.
omg!! what is happening to my lady parts? ohh look its just trentonious beardious maximus doing sick beard water flips with dolphins.
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