Tri-City College Prep


an exceedingly small high school in northern arizona. there, most of the teachers are related, the lunchroom has enough microwaves to heat up siberia, and the students think they’re the best thing since s-xual reproduction.
tri-city college prep student: “go panthers! go math club! happy ‘pi’ day!”
normal person: “seriously? go to a real school.”

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