Tri-Lingas

“having triple-sized p-n-ses”, prakrit ethnonym for dravidian blacks, esp. telugus, alluding to their gigantic p-n-ses, historically recorded as 3 times the size of the average aryan p-n-s.
literally, this can mean “having 3 p-n-ses” or “having a triple-sized p-n-s”. but since h-m- sapiens does not have 3 organs, it cannot mean “having 3 pr-cks”. nor does it mean, as some aryans claim, “from the land of 3 linga temples”, as this would have to be “tri-linga-mandir deshi” or at best “tri-lingani”. the only meaning possible is “having a three-fold p-n-s”.

the word originated during the buddhist golden age, when the prakritic aryans spread buddhism & expanded the magadhan empire into the negroid australoid south. since most of these pioneers were kshatriyas, they would have had the 6-inch (8 anguli) kshatriya p-n-s. meanwhile, the shudra p-n-s is known to average 9 inches (12 angulis) (ananga-ranga iii.3, cited in `the jewel in the lotus’, allen edwardes. ny: julian press, 1959, p.60), which, when applying the formula for cylindrical volume, translates to a size three times the kshatriya aryan. hence, when the buddhistic aryans discovered that the dravidian p-n-s was 3 times their own, they came to refer to dravidoids as “tri-lingas”, just as the sanskritic vedic-aryans denominated the macrophallic dravidoid “dasyus” they met centuries before as “shishna-devas” (p-n-s-g-ds). from prakrit, this word then entered all our other aryan languages.
1) “`karnatas, trilingas, gurjaras, the inhabitants of the rashtra country, (and) dravidas are the five dravida (sects) living to the south of the vindhya (mountains).’ … therefore trilingas are the people living in the country to the north of the krishna. ” – andhra kaumudi, cited in ‘tirilinga and kulingah’, g. ramadas. the indian antiquary, vol.iv (dec. 1925): 221f: p.222.
2) priya: see, those dravidian men have three lines across their foreheads!
shilpa: so what ?
priya: it means they are “tri-lingas” or telinganis !
shilpa: so ?
priya: it means their p-n-ses are three times the size of our aryan boys!
shilpa: i swear i will kick out my shohar (husband) tonight & take a tri-linga to bed!
3) using the formula for cylindrical volume, & taking a proportional width, one obtains the volume of a dravidian p-n-s as:
pi – ( 1.5 – r_k ) ^ 2 – 1.5 h_k = 1.5 ^ 3 – vol_k = 3.4 – vol_k
where r_k, h_k and vol_k are the radius, height & volume of the kshatriya-aryan p-n-s respectively.
4) moollani: why you have three lines across your forehead tonight?
moollah do-pyaza: i’m a trilinga – my zubb’s three times average!
moollani: yes, sure – your ganges worm is three times an insect’s zubb!